Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
Fred: Okay team let’s split up
Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*
very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
#how can that big dorito fit behind that little circle (via wintermintsoldier)
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.